I’m willing to bet you’re wondering who the heck I am right? Well, I’m not a bigfoot (or at least I don’t think I am) but my name is Jamais Tort.
Height: Bigfoot Tall
Age: Younger than think
Hometown: Sarasota, FL (and no I’m not retired)
Future Hometown: 30 Rock
Hobbies: Breakdancing down the streets, Making appearance across the US, Making people laugh, exposing CustoMonsters nationwide, Belly flops off the skyway bridge in Tampa, Watching Animal Planet, Eating beef jerky, Collecting from no-pay customers on BusinessBeware.Biz, Eating BBQ from Porky’s in Memphis, and answering emails from fans.
* Heroes – Harrison Ford, John Wayne, the Rock
* Color – Blue
* Food – Hush puppies
* Team – Tennessee Volunteers
* Number – 10 - Duh!
* Saying – “Don’t be THAT customer.”
Platform: To expose CustoMonsters nationwide and shed light on how “not to act as a customer.”
Offseason: Ski patrol in Aspen
Personal: Single and resides in Florida. He can be reached Jamais(at)businessbeware.biz and is available for any appearances.
Want jam with Jamais? Email me at the address above to set something up.
How did I get the name Jamais Tort?
Simple, the phrase “jamais tort” means: ’The customer is never wrong.’ My friends at Business Beware™ would beg to differ and say “the customer is NOT always right.”
Where can you find me?
You never know where I might show up. If I do show up in your town, I would love to say hello and even challenge you to a breakdance if you’re up for it. Otherwise you can find me here, on Twitter or at BusinessBeware.Biz
Ring a bell? Most recognize it now as “the customer is always right.”