People say that l look like bigfoot but I just don’t see it. My name is Jamais and I use to be a CustoMonster™ but thanks to Business Beware™, they made me see the light. Now I am exposing CustoMonsters™ everywhere and educating them “how NOT to act as a customer” especially in public. Click my about link to learn more about me and even what I do on my days off. You never know where you might see me. Possibly even in your backyard. Learn more about me at BusinessBeware.BizTumblr (3.0; @jamaisthemascot)http://jamaistort.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m93wv1w4PY1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Are politics to help our country or to see who has the most money in their pockets?</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/29895565330http://jamaistort.com/post/29895565330Tue, 21 Aug 2012 09:16:13 -0400politicsbigfoothumorecardobamaromneypolitical campaignpolitical humorsmall businessjamaismascot<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8r0th1l0z1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The irony of coffee in the morning…</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/29408296782http://jamaistort.com/post/29408296782Tue, 14 Aug 2012 10:12:53 -0400coffeecaffeinehumorhumor quotequotesquotebigfootfunny quoteironyjamaisbigfoot quoteecard humorjava<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79dicDucR1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Some people just smell like drama. </p>http://jamaistort.com/post/27332580795http://jamaistort.com/post/27332580795Mon, 16 Jul 2012 10:56:36 -0400dramahumorfunny quotequotequotesecard humorbigfoot jokebigfoot humormascot humorbusiness beware mascotbigfoot mascotbusiness bewareteenscollege humor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7048p0nIb1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Troy Polamalu hair. </p>http://jamaistort.com/post/26978894237http://jamaistort.com/post/26978894237Wed, 11 Jul 2012 10:58:01 -0400quotequoteshumorfootball playertroy polamalunflnfl playersbigfoothumidityhairweathermascotjokebusiness bewarebigfoot humor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6yigxzW3X1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>If you show me one more cat video…</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/26916069915http://jamaistort.com/post/26916069915Tue, 10 Jul 2012 14:10:09 -0400catcatscat videocat humorhumorquotequotesbigfootyoutube catsjamais tortmascotbusiness beware<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lvvvOb8y1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“It’s not you, it’s me. I can’t handle your annoying facebook updates.” </p>http://jamaistort.com/post/26448651867http://jamaistort.com/post/26448651867Tue, 03 Jul 2012 18:31:07 -0400humorquotequotesdatingdating humorfacebookfacebook humorbigfootmascotfunny quotebusiness bewarejamais tortfacebook updates<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6dux8EuyE1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t understand why TSA always picks me out of the crowd for a security check…</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/26141811457http://jamaistort.com/post/26141811457Fri, 29 Jun 2012 10:29:32 -0400quotequoteshumorbigfootTSAairport securitysecurity checkfunnyecardjamais tortbusiness bewaremascotmascot humor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66mykpPlp1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Thanks to Pinterest, my friends think I am one amazing cook. </p>http://jamaistort.com/post/25860129283http://jamaistort.com/post/25860129283Mon, 25 Jun 2012 12:54:20 -0400quotequotespinterestjokehumorfunnybigfootcookingdiydesignfunny quotebusiness beware<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m65amgR2kW1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Oh, you wanted a price break…”</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/25813483372http://jamaistort.com/post/25813483372Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:30:16 -0400quotequoteshumorbusinesspricefunnylaughbigfootmascotbusiness bewarejamais tortretailretail humoremployee<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62ogxcLpz1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Southerners are the nicest people you could ever meet. Just don’t cross them. </p>http://jamaistort.com/post/25713968024http://jamaistort.com/post/25713968024Sat, 23 Jun 2012 09:36:33 -0400southern humorhumorfunnyquotequotesbigfootmascotbigfoot humorlaughbusiness bewareecard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m60uoqHd5D1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I got my top laid back, laid back…. It’s HOT, have a cold one on me. How are you dealing with the heat? #HeatRelief </p>http://jamaistort.com/post/25644886246http://jamaistort.com/post/25644886246Fri, 22 Jun 2012 09:55:38 -0400heatreliefnbcnewshot summerweatherbigfoothumorhow to deal with heatbigfoot humorbusiness beware<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vqiqX0mf1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Your Facebook updates inspired me to unfriend you.</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/25450435094http://jamaistort.com/post/25450435094Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:37:38 -0400quotesquotehumorfacebook updatesfacebooksocial mediabigfootjamais tortbusiness beware<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5th7j09Tn1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Don’t fix what ain’t broke unless it’s your hair.”</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/25362937976http://jamaistort.com/post/25362937976Mon, 18 Jun 2012 10:21:19 -0400quotehumorquotesbigfootjamais tortcampaignmarketingadecardfunnyhairfixlaughterbusiness bewaremascot<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5pqbudtFW1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Father’s Day to a Dad that has always taught me to stand out from the crowd.</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/25224067000http://jamaistort.com/post/25224067000Sat, 16 Jun 2012 09:47:54 -0400quotesquotefathers dayfathers day quoteshumorbigfootmascotjamais tortbusiness bewarefunnylaugh<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mv7kRsXu1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I want to live in a world where ice cream has zero calories. </p>http://jamaistort.com/post/25126614432http://jamaistort.com/post/25126614432Thu, 14 Jun 2012 20:40:32 -0400ice creamhumorquotequotesdessertdreamworldbigfootmascotphotoecardbusiness bewarelaughzero calories<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5k72rIvaN1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Next time you think your day is going bad, just remember….”</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/25021320054http://jamaistort.com/post/25021320054Wed, 13 Jun 2012 10:04:02 -0400bigfoothumorfunnymascotmexican foodrestaurantrestaurant humorEntertainmentlaughloljamais tortbusiness bewarequotesecard<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5j5kxqYQV1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“I once told a customer to bite me….”</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/24988890255http://jamaistort.com/post/24988890255Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:34:09 -0400humorfunnybigfootmascotmonstercustomer servicerude customercustomer service quotequotequotesEntertainmentjamais tortcampaignecard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5bate5j6F1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Humidity is just kills my hair…</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/24691896965http://jamaistort.com/post/24691896965Fri, 08 Jun 2012 14:46:26 -0400humorfunnybigfootquotequotesmacsotjamais torthumiditysummerhothairbeauty<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53jinfDY31rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“If you are what you eat, then you ate too many bowls of annoying today.” </p>http://jamaistort.com/post/24402502420http://jamaistort.com/post/24402502420Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:13:35 -0400quotesquotehumorare what you eatbowlsfunnyentertainingbigfoot jokesbigfootmascotjamias tortecard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m509fbVD1T1rrmlw5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Call Me Maybe?”</p>http://jamaistort.com/post/24279114361http://jamaistort.com/post/24279114361Sat, 02 Jun 2012 15:42:47 -0400call me maybesong lyricsquotequotesjokehumorfunnybigfootmascotjamais tort