If you show me one more cat video…
July 10, 2012 VIEW POST
“It’s not you, it’s me. I can’t handle your annoying facebook updates.” 
July 3, 2012 VIEW POST
I don’t understand why TSA always picks me out of the crowd for a security check…
June 29, 2012 VIEW POST
“Oh, you wanted a price break…”
June 24, 2012 VIEW POST
Your Facebook updates inspired me to unfriend you.
June 19, 2012 VIEW POST
“Don’t fix what ain’t broke unless it’s your hair.”
June 18, 2012 VIEW POST